>>i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
That’s brilliant!
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
fucking right
>>drinking this nasty ass hot tea like lemon medicine in hopes that it makes me feel even slightly less shitty so I don’t want to kill myself at work
>>it’s 78 degrees and I still feel fucking miserable here, I don’t want to be here I really don’t I want to move and it’s not fair because I’m still stuck like always and I really think that’s something that I will never be able to accept
>>I’m never hungover right when I wake up in the morning, I’m hungover like 2 hours later when my stomach is like fuck youuuu
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