I have been waiting for this post.
I didn’t even make a post on my birthday pssshhhh
21 on my golden birthday was a good day! now I can gamble and buy alcohol holllllaaaaaa
- Me: I am so high
- Jake: he has risen
i know a girl named faith who is an atheist and she thinks thats the funniest thing ever
anyone whose who’s had to go up stairs (via girff)
thats my favourite animal