- Me: I am so high
- Jake: he has risen
i know a girl named faith who is an atheist and she thinks thats the funniest thing ever
anyone whose who’s had to go up stairs (via girff)
thats my favourite animal
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"