i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
drinking this nasty ass hot tea like lemon medicine in hopes that it makes me feel even slightly less shitty so I don’t want to kill myself at work>>
it’s 78 degrees and I still feel fucking miserable here, I don’t want to be here I really don’t I want to move and it’s not fair because I’m still stuck like always and I really think that’s something that I will never be able to accept>>
I’ve been sick forever this sucks>>
I BOUGHT A HAMMOCK I’M SO EXCITED IT SHOULD BE HERE WEDNESDAY>>
I’m never hungover right when I wake up in the morning, I’m hungover like 2 hours later when my stomach is like fuck youuuu>>