oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

girl-panic:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

That’s brilliant!

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hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

fucking right

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baboushkat:

2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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drinking this nasty ass hot tea like lemon medicine in hopes that it makes me feel even slightly less shitty so I don’t want to kill myself at work

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it’s 78 degrees and I still feel fucking miserable here, I don’t want to be here I really don’t I want to move and it’s not fair because I’m still stuck like always and I really think that’s something that I will never be able to accept

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finally drove this bad boy ford F350 and I am the most badass driver on the road I love it

I’ve been sick forever this sucks

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I BOUGHT A HAMMOCK I’M SO EXCITED IT SHOULD BE HERE WEDNESDAY

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online shopping for a hammock and wishing I had an endless supply of smoothies, or just a blender even

I’m never hungover right when I wake up in the morning, I’m hungover like 2 hours later when my stomach is like fuck youuuu

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homies hookin it up at panera #panera