January 2012
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December 2011
everybody on tumblr?
olpaintycanflanders:
y u so pessimistic about 2012?
EXACTLY
what's the difference between me and you
everyone: 2011 was awful wahwahwah life sucks, 2012 is going to be so much better because I'm going to make it that way even though I say that every year it's really going to happen this year
me: LIFE IS HARD BUT EVERY YEAR IS FUCKING GREAT, 2011 WAS AWESOME AND EVERY YEAR AFTER IS GOING TO BE FREAKIN AMAZING
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET TO WORK ON TIME
r3dskii:
It’s not like we open at 8am or something. We open at noon. NOON! People need to get their shit together.
I feel bad for you because you’ve been dealing with this forever hahah, but I’m pretty sure 90% of the days I have worked no one has been there on time to let me in and I almost KILL SOMEONE
ashleymarielalan:
one hour of sleep last night, no sleep until 2pm tomorrow. faster than New Years
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
trophywifematerial:
atlaswasright:
is anyone watching the Insight Bowl (Iowa/Oklahoma)
tHE WIRE CAMERA JUST FELL ONTO THE FIELD AND ALMOST HIT MARVIN MCNUTT
I SAW OMFG IM SO GLAD YOU WERE WATCHING THIS GAME :’)
I can’t believe they had to stop the game because a camera fell from the sky
xoholly asked: A TON OF WHOSE LINE STUFF IS ON YOUTUBE :) JUST SO YOU KNOW. LOOK UP THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE KISSES COLIN
dear parents
I am not 13 anymore I am not going to watch tv with you every single night I have friends and a social life and need I remind you that I am 19 years old in 4 months I am not going to be living at home for the rest of my life to keep you company I am not even going to be living at home in 5 months and if I don’t feel good and decide to not be at home that is my decision
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good to know that my friends
love me want me to come over at 1am while I’m sick so they can have my drugz that I’m never going to give them
THANKS GUYS
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what did they put in my medicine
I just spilled water all over myself attempted to turn my tv on with my phone put the wrong end of the thermometer in my mouth tried to pour apple juice into an upside-down cup and put my shorts on backwards
how does a person do all these things in a 5 minute time period how
eatyourspaceship replied to your post: what it’s raining what
it’s not january
hahahahahahhah almost, I meant to put almost in there I swear I’m not that stupid
but I’m leaving it as it is because that’s hilarious
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I just realized that I've been watching brazilian...
for like 5 minutes and didn’t realize it wasn’t just a commercial
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what it's raining what
it’s january in iowa what
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