look how freakin’ badass she looks
Ashley
ASHLEY
  • me: is that the wind?
  • ashley: where?
  • me: first of all, everywhere...?
smokeybowls/puppybowl with smashley and dilly
ashley
me and ashley right now
HAHA
  • ashley: bye, have a good night!
  • me: you too!
  • ashley: I WILL, BECAUSE I WON'T BE WATCHING FUCKING SKYRIM
HAHAHA

eatyourspaceship:

ashleymarielalan:

someone in this house is playing the Requiem of a Dream theme song and I feel like the old lady. UH OH.

Now you have fucked up

Going to treat you like a crazy old lady for at least the next two weeks

…but you know , like a nice one where you don’t want them to how crazy you think they are


Mwahahaha

hahaahahahah

>>
HEY BITCH,

ashleymarielalan:

stay the fuck away from him.

bitches ain’t shit<3

>>
I want some nikes like this so badwhite tee an&#8217; nikes ashleyall the way

thedailywhat:

Sick Sculptures of the Day: Makeup effects artist Kevin Kirkpatrick untoons Beavis and Butt-head. Not surprisingly, the results are quite creepy.

More here.

[reddit.]

oh my godddddd
ASHLEY
JAKE

my friends are all super awesomemy sister and I are the same personmy boyfriend is absolutely wonderfulI just got a job at panera so I am actually going to have money finallymy knees aren&#8217;t hurting me as much latelyI&#8217;m moving out in 4 months with the 3 greatest people on this planetinto hopefully an awesome house that&#8217;s going to be super cheap
life is good