me attempting to talk normally to my stepdad as I come home
  • me(with idiotic grin on face): oh hello!
  • stepdad: ....you smell like booze
  • me: I am booze
  • stepdad: nice
  • me: exactly
HAHA
  • ashley: bye, have a good night!
  • me: you too!
  • ashley: I WILL, BECAUSE I WON'T BE WATCHING FUCKING SKYRIM